Not My Child Monday!

It’s a special “Not me My Child” MONDAY over at MckMama’s My Charming Kids. What a fun idea to celebrate those not so fun moments from the week!

I did not have to spend the first 10 mins of swim lessons this week convincing my daughter to join in the lesson and that mama was not getting in too. I also did not allow my daughter to go to Target after swimming lessons  with only her cover up on just to grab some toilet paper. (kinda ironic, huh?!)And SHE DID NOT proceed to flash everyone that walked by her with her graceful moves.  No, not my child.

My son did not get into every nook and cranny and drawer and cabinet and purse and closet (you get the idea) at every chance he got the entire week.  Nope, not my child,  not Andrew.  He is a perfectly behaved child.

My daughter did not drag the dog around by her leash while hanging her in the air as she ran through the yard.  No, not my child, not Ella.  She is a perfect pack leader and would never treat her dog like the stuffed dog she was also running with.

My child did not unroll a whole roll of toilet paper, while his mom was using the toilet and couldn’t get up to stop him, and then proceed to string it all the way through the house.  He would NEVER then eat the paper as he sat far enough away from mama so that she couldn’t grab it.  Nope, not my child.

And – my children would never, ever throw fits over tv shows or chocolate, so loudly that I would have to close the windows so that they neighbors wouldn’t  think I was beating them.  Nope, most certainly NOT MY CHILD!