“Not Me” Monday!

It’s a “Not Me” Monday!  Yay!  I love the day I get to confess all my deepest, darkest, mommy confessions…or really just a few things I’d rather forget from the week!

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This week I did not spend most of the week sending my daughter to “time out” for throwing fits and stomping around.  Nope, not my daughter.   She is the most perfectly behaved child and would NEVER act in such a way in public or at home.  No sir!

I most certainly did not leave dirty dishes on the counters and in the sink for my husband to do when he got home from work at night because I just could not handle doing one more dish.   Not me!  I ALWAYS have a sparkling clean kitchen with never a dish or spoon left in the sink after a meal.  Nope, not me!

I did NOT not shower more than twice this week due to waking up too late to start the day.  Not me!  I am always freshly showered with perfectly applied makeup and styled hair.  I most certainly do not EVER search through the dirty clothes pile for the most “clean” looking and smelling clothes to wear because the wash hasn’t been done in a week.  No, not me!  I have a load of laundry going at all times so that no member of my family goes without a clean shirt or pants.  No, not me!  I am Martha Stewart!